
Perfessor Fuzzy's
Pictorial History of
The Ancient And Honorable Order of
E Clampus Vitus.

Adam, the first Clamper.

"In the beginning... there were Clampers."
- Dumbellicus, 18:50.
4005 B.C.

Stonehenge, England.

Lascaux, France.

Moai, Easter Island.

Pharaoh Ramses II. Abu Simbel Temple, Egypt.

Pharaoh Akhethotep with Staff of Relief, Egypt.

Clamper Architecture, Rome.

Leonardo da Vinci.

Sir Francis Drake.

Abraham Lincoln.

Mt. Rushmore.

Statue of Liberty.

Mountain Charlie wants you!
Man in the moon.

Man on the Moon.

Ronald Reagan.


U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln.

U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln.

California Commemorative Quarter.

New ECV Building in San Jose, California.
Credo Quia Absurdum.